*Butchering a pig for the fam*
“Hmm…we usually throw this part out. I think i’ll try and fry it.”
*10 minutes later*
“blegh…fucking awful.”
*visits friend Oscar, of house Meyer, first of his name*
“This is awful…try this. I fried that part of the pig we usually toss”
The first bacon … The original bacon.
Proto bacon